Today’s MasonShow

No reality TV for Blago.

Rod Blagojevich was trying to get out of some trouble by heading out to Costa Rica & tape a reality show for NBC. “I’m a Celebrity.. Get Me Out Of Here!” is going to start shooting soon, but a judge said that he can’t go. I heard Geraldo was supposed to be on the show too. After that, I don’t think I would want to watch a show featuring old men with odd hair or a big fuzzy moustache, in Costa Rica. Swimming around.. *shiver… No thanks NBC.. Thank you Judge James Zagel.

Rihanna & Katy Perry are on a boat! (Like a boss!)

Spotted hangin’ in Barbados.

I want to be there.

 

 

Wanna go green?

 

It is effin’ Earth day, after all. Here’s a link for a New York Post article with 10 websites that can help! Click here to check it out.

 

Moo.

 

My mother’s Christmas gift keeps on giving every month with a new heavenly heffer.

 

Look, it’s Miss April from the super-sweet 2009 Cow Calender my mom gave me for christmas!

 

Flirty cow is batting her eyelashes at you.

I love my mother because she's nutty enough to see a calender, featuring cows, and say "That'd be awesome for Mason to get for Christmas".

 

Creative Censorship

Samuel L Jackson’s epic line from Snakes On A Plane was edited for broadcast on the cable tee vees… because “I’m tired of these mutha f%ckin’ snakes, on this mutha f#ckin’ plane!” doesn’t exactly fly with the FCC. Check out the choices they used to dub over him.

Idol Idle Thoughts.

20 minutes until the results show airs, and I’m saying Anoop & Lil Rounds go home this week.

I always love lipsynced massive dance performances by un-seasoned amatures in a kareoke contest.

Lil Rounds is out. Bam. Now we wait thru a performance from David Archuleta & a slew of commercials for Anoop’s turn.

I wasn’t gonna comment on this Disco Medly, but now that KC is out there. I can’t help it.. He kept peeking at Simon, who is probably cringing. KC is old, and should not have done this. Put a guitar in his hands, stand him beind a mic, but don’t put him out there with dancers. Maybe they thought the dancers would take the focus on how effin’ terrible he was gonna be. *shrug

 Oh jeebus! Would you just send Anoop home so I can eat, I’m starving!

By the end of the summer, I predict David Archuleta/Demi Levato rumors.

Annop goes home. Thank you, time for dinner.

 The Normal Nutz

There is an online vote to name the new Normal Professional Baseball team, and their using words like “Scandal” “Conspiracy” and even “Rigged” . The Normal Baseball website has a vote along the right hand side. Monday afternoon, the Normal Coal Bears were ahead with 47%. Tuesday morning, 3:30am, Coal Bears with 95%. I figured it was over with. Now there is a code you have to enter, to prevent “bots” from voting, and the voting must have been reset.

Currently, the results are showing the Nutz in the lead with 78%. Last night, while swimming in the twitterverse, I saw a tweet that said NormalNutz.com had been registered over a month ago. Which lead me to believe the name-vote was only for publicity. Well, it is working. People are talking/tweeting/blogging/writing about it. So much so that some upset tweeps have registered and posted their concerns at NormalCoalBears.com.

I know my hometown of Saginaw, MI got the Colbert Bump when the Saginaw Spirit got blessed with the Steagle Colbeagle as a sidekick mascot.

I thought it was pretty cool to have my town on the Colbert Report, and figured, if there’s anybody who’s willing to have his name attached to anything, it’s Stephen Colbert. Also, the Spirit won their next 7 games after the Colbert Bump.

I also know, that if there is anybody who’s going to broadcast the games, and be the media partner with the new Normal Baseball Team, it will be most likely be Radio Bloomington. Whatever the result, the online vote is getting more “buzz” than the recount for Mayor of Bloomington . (Even if it was for just for publicity, it’s working, and I can’t wait to go to opening day, regardless of the name.)

I say good day.

–Mason

~ by mason3prez on April 23, 2009.